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*** URGENT PRIORITY MESSAGE FROM SERIOUS CAT ***

Posted on June 5th, 2009 admin No comments

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

MESSAGE BEGINS:

IZ OUTTA NOMS — STOP
SEND MEH SUM NOMS ASAP — STOP
GOOD NOMS — STOP
BTW NOMS DAT HAZ A CHEEZBURGER FLAVOR — STOP
KTNXBAI — STOP

END MESSAGE

Extreme Napping!! yeaaAHHH!!!!

Posted on June 4th, 2009 admin No comments

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Liek dat?? U shood see how I brush meh teef.

I jus need liek 99 centz 4 a cheezburger

Posted on June 2nd, 2009 admin No comments

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Fownd it!!! An sum lint. savin dat fur laterz. LOLz!

Check owt meh bunz

Posted on June 1st, 2009 admin 3 comments

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Meh bunz R so sweet. Sweet liek noms. Hay mom.. look over dere, derez sumthin distraktin!!

This #Caturday is Fat Cat Awareness Day. The Pain…The Reality… Expressed Through Funny Cat Videos.

Posted on May 30th, 2009 admin No comments

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

On this caturday, we’ll be calling attention to fat cats. Funny? yes. Tragic? Maybe. But we can take this time to observe them doing amusing activities. Yes, this is why the Internet exists. Let us use it to its full potential.

From earlier in the week.. very popular. very tragic.

Embarassment is often the worst part…

A sedentary lifestyle can lead to apathy and depression. Note the warning signs.

Not to get all heavy on ya (haha.. get it??), but you might consider checking out Petsmart for some fun active cat toys & food to keep your kitteh fit and healthy. They’re having a 20% off summer sale right now and we do get a small commission to help support this site if you buy anything. Click the Petsmart logo below.

If you have any recommendations for active cat toys or weight loss stuff, drop a comment below and help some fellow kitteh owners out. Thanks!

Y’z meh feet so hawt?

Posted on May 28th, 2009 admin 1 comment

(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Mommy sez iz sliyde burn an we shood uze sum kitteh loob. how funnie wud dat be?? huh?? loob! LOLz!

Chek out meh Paw-to-Eyez kwardinashun!

Posted on May 27th, 2009 admin No comments

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Cept meh mommy trowed a baesball 1nce. Dat wuz a hard day in da litter boax but wez not gunna tokk abowt it k?

Iz a fattie-ladder-climin-play-wif-meh-tael kitteh. Anyfing rong wif dat??

Posted on May 26th, 2009 admin No comments

(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Wez all gutz our kwerks.

Iz 1 of dem spidarmans cep I don’t haz a Kirstin Dunst. :(

Posted on May 26th, 2009 admin No comments

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Spidarmans spidarmans duz watever da spidarz kittehz cans!
spinz da, web aney size!
Catches micez and sum flies!
Look out! Iz a spidarmans!!

#caturday: Day of the week named after the Roman god of attacking shiny objects, Felis Catus

Posted on May 23rd, 2009 admin No comments

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

The History of Caturday

The ancient Romans understood the true majesty of the domestic kitteh and dedicated a full day of the week to offering tribute to this noble and divine animal. The roman priests of the Temple of Felis Cattus would dedicate themselves to paint sheets of papyrus with sequential, slightly changed, images of kittehs. They would bind them into large “books”. When the pages were flipped quickly on public display in The Roman Forum, the animated kitteh images could be seen doing dumbass things for the amusement of the Roman mob. It was totally teh funnay, even in ancient times.

When the Romans first encountered kitteh worship in Egypt, they said to the ancient and high order of the priests of Bastet, “OMGWTFBBQ!!! You copied us!!” This lead to war.. Cleopatra, Octavian, Marc Antony, yadda yadda yadda, Rome wins, so it’s called Caturday now, not Bastetday or some other dumb name.

Two thousand years later, we still honor this day. Caturday.

And, so, for this glorious caturday, we have chosen to present to you… Kittehs attacking stuff. Amen. Let us play.

The most dangerous animal in the world is the cat. Look it up.

Next time you video your cat, please remove the tuna fish necklace you love so much.
There’s a time and a place.

Someday digital noms will be more popular than regular cat food.
That day has not yet come.

Seconds before the camera started recording, the potato started something with this kitteh’s brother and call his mother something unrepeatable.
No sympathy for the potato, please.

Happy Caturday!

One quick note… we tweeted earlier this week about a sale that petsmart is having. We are experimenting with having a page where people can comment and suggest any great little bargains they find associated with the sale. Here’s the page.. Feel free to check it out and drop a comment if you find something great.

Click here for the Petsmart summer sale and bargain hunting page

Thanks!