From the Desk of The FunderCats, This Caturday, April 18 2009

Posted on April 18th, 2009 admin No comments

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Today marks the first Caturday since the launch of FunderCats.com. Woohoo!

First, Email Bird would like to thank everyone who has signed up for his updates. He is alive because of you. He will never forget and is eternally grateful.  Email Bird would like to add “All Hail the FunderCats! (was that convincing enough? wait, don’t type this.  STOP IT. Seriously if they read.. *gulp* OK stop it for real you UNPRINTABLE)”

Ok, that was awkward.  So, anyway, people sent us some funny cat jokes on twitter, and we promised to share all of them.  Enjoy!

@ammalamm: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
…Too many cheetahs!

@FunderCats: Kitteh walks into a bar and says “Iz liek 1 bear k!”.
…The bartender says “Holy F%*! a talking cat!!!”

@fabuliz: Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
…He set a new lap record.

@kujakupoet: If you’re doing cat humor, you have to post Dog vs Cat Diary.

@grilledcheez: I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked “Electronic cat and dog caller — guaranteed to work.”
…I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

@FunderCats: Kitteh walks into a bar and say “1 bear!” bartendr says “sorry, we don’t serve cats”
…Kitteh says “iz ok! Iz nut canniball jus bear ktnxbai!”

@Chasaveen: 20lbs of cat standing on my stomach. Ooomph.
@FunderCats: When a cat is 20 lbs, you can officially say “cats”

And the award for bad taste goes to…
@fichtnerbass: how do you get a cat to sound like a dog?
…douse it with gasoline and light it on fire and it’ll go, “woooof!”

Go and enjoy this glorious Caturday.  It may be your last! Wait, that sounded very negative.  I should delete it but.. man.. so lazy today. backspace is WAYYY up at the top of the keyboard.  Nevermind, just uh.. ignore it and have a good one. laterz!

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