Caturday iz Oppozits Day

Posted on July 11th, 2009 admin No comments

(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Hoomin ignorin skillz almos az gud az a kitteh.. gud job hoomin!

ok ok ok ok ok ok next we duz da littarboax! LOLz.

Nock. nock. Whooz dere?

Posted on July 7th, 2009 admin No comments

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

Stoopid hoomin.
Stoopid hoomin hoo?
Stoopid hoomin gonna need sum bandaids if he dont open da door NOAWWWW!!!!

meow.

U tink iz eazy? Try it wifout THUMBZ!!!

Posted on June 24th, 2009 admin No comments

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Step 1: Figyur out da Noms Bucket
Step 2: Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Thermonuclear Warhead Arming and Launch Codes

Another submission from @jazcat. Thanks!

Alternitave Littarboax Trainin Vidio Vol 1 an 2

Posted on June 12th, 2009 admin 3 comments

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Hai Kittehz. U no wen ur hooman doezn’t clean da littarboax rite?? rite?? bad hooman! But U dunno wat 2 do sumtimez to get bak at dem. Iz rite, huh???

Noaw u haz a salution! Wif meh 2 part sereeze calld “Alternitave Littarboax Trainin Vidio Vol 1 an 2″, Iz teech sum awesome pooptricks fur U. Ur hooman will nevar furget ta cleen da littarboax agaen!! Garinteed or ur moneyz back. Oardar naow an Iz give U a free tungbath. GO DO IT! oktnxbai!

Submitted by @jazcat

Chops. I haz them.

Posted on April 29th, 2009 admin No comments

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Iz da next Buddy Rich cept Iz got no thums so maeby not. Hoo’s da best on bongoz?? Ur lookin at him! LOLz!!

Maru samples royal headdress options. All Hail Maru our glorious leader!

Posted on April 20th, 2009 admin No comments

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This cranial adornment requires additional work before Glorious Overlord Maru will permit it as regular headwear.  Maru is thinking googly eyes, but his advisers are of two minds on the matter.

Meow. Meow. Pur. Meow. She gone yet?

Posted on April 15th, 2009 admin 1 comment

(6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

This is real.