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I promised them I would send you email with funny cat stuff. My life depends on making you chuckle. Fake it. I don't care. Just sign up below and they will not eat me.... .... (Send help)
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U noes wut iz SOO very delishus??? BRITE RED DOTS!
I sumtiems think a red dot taysts liek a toona fish or a cheezburger. I nevar cought 1 but dats wat it iz leik in meh dreemz…..
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Saw dis “Whack a kitteh” Vidio… How bout wakk a hooman???! LOLz!
Reveng iz dish bes survd in a bowl on da floar.
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Sumtiemz deyr real after liek 4 tiems.
wut if Iz rong jus 1 tiem?? huh?? Iz jus kant take dat chanz.
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Iz kaptin ov da failbaot! Ya, Iz no… stop laffin!!!
Wez nevar gonna spaek ov dis agaen. Nevar happind. Rite? RITE??
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Iz fall down starez aloan or in payrz!
My spine iz akchully steal spring. maebe iz a X-Cat liek Woferine?? I can haz spandeks soot now?
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Burd? Wat Burd? No…wuz alwayz jus gonna take a nap. srsly!
wokkin slow maeks me sooooo tired. How bout u??
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Red lite…gren lite…red lite…gren lite… u getz da piksher.
Iz only duz dis kuz it maeks him happy. stoopid hoomans. U can callz me a softee k?
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Oral higeen is 4 DOGS!!!!!!!!!
U haz bin warned. Ur shaver iz next on da list.
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Makinz Sum Dog Bizcuits
Want sum? I uz extra budder on dis one!
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I iz Having a Purseptional Ishue on dis 1. Sum Halp Plz!
srsly! I dink u shud swich ta Vista.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Halp wif payin da billzzzz!
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