Posted on August 6th, 2009 1 comment
Hi pich tokkin hurts meh ears. Plz stop. ok? Plz. srsly! R U unnerstandin da meows commin outta meh mouf???
Posted on July 20th, 2009 3 comments
go get meh skratchin stik, a case of fancy feast an a diet coke!
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Posted on July 17th, 2009 2 comments
Dis iz how Iz blow da mind of da laydees. In dis kase, iz lizerd gurl. not so pretty as burdfrien but she haz a gud hart. And TAILZ!!! Wez not gunna talk bout on dis fambly-orianted site, tho. k?
Posted on July 11th, 2009 No comments
Hoomin ignorin skillz almos az gud az a kitteh.. gud job hoomin!
ok ok ok ok ok ok next we duz da littarboax! LOLz.
Posted on July 7th, 2009 No comments
Stoopid hoomin hoo?
Stoopid hoomin gonna need sum bandaids if he dont open da door NOAWWWW!!!!
Posted on June 24th, 2009 No comments
Step 1: Figyur out da Noms Bucket
Step 2: Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Thermonuclear Warhead Arming and Launch Codes
Another submission from @jazcat. Thanks!
Posted on June 22nd, 2009 1 comment
I sumtiems think a red dot taysts liek a toona fish or a cheezburger. I nevar cought 1 but dats wat it iz leik in meh dreemz…..
Posted on June 12th, 2009 3 comments
Hai Kittehz. U no wen ur hooman doezn’t clean da littarboax rite?? rite?? bad hooman! But U dunno wat 2 do sumtimez to get bak at dem. Iz rite, huh???
Noaw u haz a salution! Wif meh 2 part sereeze calld “Alternitave Littarboax Trainin Vidio Vol 1 an 2″, Iz teech sum awesome pooptricks fur U. Ur hooman will nevar furget ta cleen da littarboax agaen!! Garinteed or ur moneyz back. Oardar naow an Iz give U a free tungbath. GO DO IT! oktnxbai!
Submitted by @jazcat
Posted on June 10th, 2009 2 comments
Dis is a gud 1 but iz worryed wen it getz down ta teh nethar regins. Dats all Iz gunna say.
Posted on June 8th, 2009 2 comments
We haz a gud relayshunship. He duz da flyin and Iz do da slappin.